EL SEGUNDO, CA - Everyone loves a good game of Uno -- everyone, that is, except nonbinary folk, who are offended by the apparently gendered "o" at the end of its name.

In an effort to reach out to this lucrative market comprising a small percentage of the population, Mattel announced today the game would be renamed Unx , pronounced either OON-EX or UNKS; no one is really sure which.

"Look, everyone else is taking out O's and replacing them with X's, so we just thought it would be a good look," said a Mattel spokesperson. "O's are out! X's are in! We're woke and inclusive and nonbinary and, uh, trans or whatever!"

The newly redesigned game will include fun party-game-style cards that have you guess someone's pronouns, refer to someone by the right pronouns or be forced to draw 4 c

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