Let’s face it. Gone are the days when a paper bag filled with peanuts is sufficient to satisfy the demands of a Mennonite child. These days all the city Mennos prefer socks filled with various items from the thrift store or maybe even the dollar store if you’re a particularly well-off Menno. Here are a few ideas, some of which you might even have to buy at a regular store with the Englishers.

Ronnie’s zoat – Make sure to empty the zoat right into the stocking. A little red and green sock lint never killed anybody. I think.

Crokinole kjnipsers – You’re going to be losing a few over the holidays anyway, so you might as well have some extra on hand. Just make sure they’re the same diameter as your original pieces or someone’s going to have an unfair advantage.

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