Even the staunchest libertarians deserve love. So throw away the pot you only smoke out of principle and take a shower, you son of liberty! You're going to need to put a little effort into a girl if you ever find one.
Here are some pickup lines to add to your repertoire:
"I don't believe in big government, but it should be illegal to look that good." — Classic.
"Are you made of gold? Cause you're the standard by which women should be measured." — Awwwww yeah!
"Hello, I am wearing deodorant." — This will set you apart from the rest of the Libertarian herd.
"When I saw you my heart experienced runaway inflation." — Romantic!
"Are you the federal reserve? 'Cause I'd like to audit you." — Groan.
"Girl, you almost make me want to sign a government document confirming my eternal