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With record government spending and inflation, it looks like your money will soon be worth nothing! Too bad! Fortunately, there are plenty of ways to purchase the goods and services you need without using that worthless paper. Here are some ways to do it:
Trade your mint condition Pokemon cards and Beanie Babies: Experts say these could be the primary currency of our dystopian future! Be sure to hold on to your pogs, slammers, and Funko Pop dolls as well.
Become one of those guys at the beach with a metal detector: Let's be honest: this is the American Dream right here!
Become an indentured servant: Learn new skills! Work with your hands! Get stuff in return, like a potato or some gruel!
Collect gold bars so you can melt them down and make high-level gold swor