KITCHENER, ON

All 8 Mennonites who use Twitter – Dan Reimer, Susan Friesen, Mary Froese, Pete Sawatzky, Abe Schmidt, Karen Wiebe, Anne Yoder, and Fran Miller – were greatly impacted by the outage this week.

“It was pretty awful,” said Fran. “I was beside myself when I was told I’d reached the maximum amount of Friesens I could Tweet.”

The other seven Mennonites who use Twitter were also very upset about the down time.

“I was checking social media as I always do right after Martha and I enjoy our ,” said Dan, “and, lo and behold, the whole thing wasn’t working. Not even my grandson Dave could fix it.”

All 8 Mennonites who use Twitter on a regular basis have formed a committee and plan to craft a letter to Elon Musk himself.

“We’re demanding a tray of plautz and a confession in front o

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