WASHINGTON, D.C. - In a blow to President Trump's image as a savvy businessman, records show that Trump lost over one billion dollars from 1985 to 1994. The news has also caused him to be mocked by fellow politicians, who found taking a whole decade to lose only a billion dollars "beyond amateur."

"It took him ten years. Ten years!" laughed Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi. "I often waste a billion each day before breakfast."

"His rookie mistake was wasting only the money of his own business," explained Senator Bernie Sanders. "The trick is, don't even have a business. Waste the money of other people's businesses -- and of lots of random people you just don't care about."

Even freshman congresspeople like Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez were making fun of Trump. "I just got here," said Ocasio

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