OTTAWA, ON

Millions of Canadians from coast-to-coast were completely flummoxed this week as temperatures dropped to the same frigid Canadian winter temperatures as every other winter. Many took to social media to vent their disbelief.

“Wow, I was completely blind-sided by this one. You would think a pair of Lululemons would suffice to handle late December temperatures but it appears they do not,” exclaimed a shocked Diane Friesen of Aylmer. “Where on Earth did this cold weather come from? I was not expecting this!”

As temperatures dipped to, like, totally normal Canadian winter temperatures, national media began reporting on the cold winter as if it was news. Like every other year before this one, they even took to comparing Canadian temperatures to other stuff that’s cold.

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