Restaurant reviews by Justin Tanner, our retired food critic, who feels cheated there are no asylum seeker hotels nearby for him to get angry about.

NOTHING can be as nature intended these days. Women who think they’re men. Men who think they’re women. The ‘gender neutral’ lot who claim to be neither when a quick look in their pants would clear it up once and for all.

Now, to my horror, this unfathomable love of confusion has spread into the sacred world of global cuisine. Like the latest culinary craze, Indo-Chinese.

Don’t get me wrong, I love a good curry as much as I adore a decent Chinky. But are they really suitable bedfellows? Would you try and cross a cat with a bloody dog? Exactly. Although it’s only a matter of time before some woke idiot decides we should have hybrid pets who

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