HILLSBORO, KS

Seemingly unable to watch anything else at all these days, the Penner kids of Hillsboro have had up on the flatscreen Samsung for the past two weeks straight.

“Ugh, they’re not even doing their chores anymore,” said an exasperated Mrs. Penner. “It’s just a marathon from morning ’til night. I swear, if I have to hear ‘Into the Unknown’ one more time I think I’m going to move in with my mother-in-law and let Earl handle things around here on his own.”

The Penners kids, Peter, Lisa, Melissa, Jessica, Samantha, Alex, Mikey, Dylan, Carter, Anthony, Greg, Emma, and little Jehoshaphat just can’t seem to get enough of Elsa, Olaf and their zany antics.

“I tried to throw on but it was a no-go,” said Mrs. Penner. “Even couldn’t lure them away from that infernal land of ice and sno

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