WINKLER,MB

With the construction season fast approaching, hundreds of undocumented from Morden have been flooding into the neighbouring community of Winkler looking for work.

“J , that church lobby was full this morning,” said Mrs. Hiebert. “All these Mordeners looking for work. I guess they’ve come to the right place.”

The Winkler business community hired more than a hundred Mordeners after the sermon this Sunday and are still looking for more.

“Morden will work for song,” said Mrs. Hiebert. “Not literally, of course. But a few Chicken Chef coupons and you’re good to go.”

Some have criticized the Morden and want them to go back home.

“I hear some are trying to have children in our hospital just so they can claim they’re Winklerites,” said Mrs. Hiebert. “And they’re taking all the be

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