ISRAEL — A local father recently displayed inspiring, unconditional love by welcoming back his son who had asked for his inheritance early so that he could blow it on Fortnite V-Bucks.

According to many witnesses, the father's example of forgiveness is "unparalleled" and "jaw-dropping" because the son's crime is so heinous.

"Most fathers of prodigal sons have to deal with ordinary, run-of-the-mill things like spending their entire inheritances on wine, women, and song," said one friend of the father. "But this prodigal son has outdone them all. Who could imagine a kid who was so spendthrift, so irresponsible, so mind-numbingly stupid as to spend his entire inheritance on fake Fortnite money?"

According to the prodigal son's older brother, the father's generosity in welcoming back his so

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