HOFFNUNGSFELD, MB

After being inspired by countless commercials for ‘lite refreshing beer’ during Winnipeg Blue Bomber rain delays, local man Henry Froese decided to sample the product for the first time, but was sorely disappointed with the experience.

“Apparently this stuff is supposed to get women to take their clothes off and dance around and so on,” said Froese, “but it just does nothing but make me have to pee a lot .”

Froese noted that he waited until well into his 40s before trying a beer, but finally decided to give it a whirl, since nothing else seemed to be working.

“Over the years, I tried everything to get myself a said Froese Young People’s, then the Singles group at church, then the bar in Marchand, and even one of those websites yet, but none of it worked, so finally

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