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In case you haven't heard, college is expensive these days - and despite what many people think, a college degree isn't an automatic pathway to success and wealth. In reality, there is a long list of ways to invest your money that can provide a better return!

The Babylon Bee is here to prove it with the following comprehensive list of investments that offer a better return than a college degree:

A Red Lobster franchise

Hunter Biden paintings

A car that is currently on fire and driving off a cliff

An iPod Shuffle

A big ol' pile of dirt

Joe Biden collectible NFTs

VCR (that's a videocassette recorder for your Gen Zers)

DogeCoin (that's imaginary money with a dog on it for you boomers)

MySpace stock

Pogo stick lessons

Whatever currency they use in Venezue

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