A MAN’S values and worldviews lean towards whichever ones stand the best chance of resulting in sex, it has emerged.

28-year-old Martin Bishop’s political, economic and social outlooks are not based on his own independent conclusions, but instead whether they make him appear desirable to the opposite sex.

He said: “It’s liberating. Rather than having to process information and judiciously reach a verdict on controversial topics, I simply think to myself: would it turn women off if I agreed or disagreed with this?

“Take the situation in Gaza. It would take me weeks to unpack what’s going on there and formulate my own assessment. Instead I just condemn Israel because they bomb children’s hospitals. Women love it when you look all paternal.

“The same goes for everyday dilemmas too. My dec

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