FRIEDENSFELD, MB

Renowned local Abe Unger has generated a lot of excitement in southern Manitoba this week with the release of his “amazing new miracle elixir that’ll cure you of everything from gullibility to taking the pastor’s word for it.”

“Oba jo! Finally I’ll be able to think for myself!” said local man Art Peters, as he forked over $69.99 for a mason jar full of the concoction. “The best thing is, I only have to buy a mason jar’s worth of this stuff about once a week or so and within five to ten years I’ll be completely free of any tendency toward gullibility.”

The eager customers were lined up down Mr. Unger’s driveway, as he regaled them with all the benefits of his elixir, and signed each one up for a monthly payment plan.

“Are you always falling for scams? Are you submitting

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