Ah, summer is in the air, and so is opportunity – the opportunity to meet someone new and exciting, and turn them into a Pulp fan. But how will you subtly go about introducing this person to the most underrated band of the nineties by way of seducing them? We here at The Hard Times present our guide to .

Stake Out Your Target

Friday night, go out with the intention of meeting a summer fling who could also be converted into a fan of Pulp. Your best bet will probably be a sports bar. The bar portion of a comedy club will suffice. Avoid dive bars, as any prospect there will hear the name Jarvis Cocker and begin proliferating on the brilliance of “Different Class”. Once you’ve determined they are a suitable candidate for a summer fling, you can begin.

Plant The Seed

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