CUPERTINO, CA - Apple has just announced an exciting new update to its WatchOS. Using a combination of motion sensing, heart rate monitoring, and machine learning, the Apple Watch can now detect when you're actually enjoying a moment of life away from the screen and will instantly interrupt.

"The problem with the iPhone and the iPad was that you had to be holding them for them to steal the precious hours in your day," Tim Cook said in a slickly recorded announcement. "But with the Apple Watch always-on technology, we can now tell when you've finally found a moment's peace in God's creation and then drag you back into the hell of our glowing screens."

Using custom algorithms, the Apple Watch will be able to tell if you're enjoying a sunset, engaged in a deep and meaningful conversation, o

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