Mash Blind Date: 'Is he the red-blooded male whose sacrifice will please the Old Ones, or too handsy?'

HANNAH Tomlinson, known to her coven as 28-year-old Isolde Hexebane, wonders if Tom Logan, aged 28, is The One whose sacrifice her dark masters crave?

Hannah on Tom

First impression?

Strong of limb, The Tribute hast fed well like the ox and is possessed of a beating heart as Orachon, Lord of the Howling Deep, demands. Also, he smelt nice.

How was conversation?

He listened politely while I explained the Seven Stages of Flaying. He then paused and said he’s a Capricorn. Points for effort.

Favourite thing about Tom?

His neck. Really sturdy. We won’t need Helen’s mum’s tray to balance that bad boy on the altar slab.

Memorable moments?

The Moonmarked laughed nervously after I asked if he’d ‘mind being bound in ivy at dawn’. Such a sweet, mortal laugh. He asked if this was ‘like, BDSM s