As a Florida native, I regret that I have yet to visit Playalinda Beach. Probably because I’m not a nudist.

It is, according to this Google Images search I’m looking at as I type this, quite lovely. A beach that genuinely lives up to the translation of its redundant name. In case you didn’t know, “Playa linda” means “beautiful beach,” making its full name “Beautiful Beach Beach.” It’s like calling an ATM an ATM machine.

Its serene coastal beauty is being ruined by one of the world’s top ruiners of things: Elon Musk. Musk dabbles in rockets. His rocket company, SpaceX, is in the midst of a feud with a nudist collective that claims Playalinda Beach as its go-to beach for letting it all hang out.

Nudists Have Had It With Elon Musk and SpaceX

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