The Los Angeles Times got its hands on the 28-page letter that the Trump administration sent to the University of California, Los Angeles and it’s exactly as Y I K E S as you might have expected.

In order to settle whatever vague claims of antisemitism or racism the administration has ginned up as an excuse to withhold $500 million in funding, UCLA is supposed to pay the administration a fine of $1 billion, payable in five yearly installments of $200 million, and pay an additional $172,000 for alleged civil rights violations.

If you’re thinking that the math doesn’t quite add up here, wait until you hear the rest of it.

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Besides the absurd demand that UCLA pay over twice the amount that the government is illegally withhol

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