Lots of people have been losing their jobs over the last several days as a result of hateful things they posted on social media regarding the killing of Charlie Kirk, but where do they go from here?

The Babylon Bee would like to help out by providing the following list of jobs that would be perfect fits for those who recently became unemployed:

Bluesky influencer: It's a breeze. Nobody will disagree with you.

MSNBC contributor: They have some new openings on the network. Celebrating murder might make your tenure short, though.

Dog walker: This could be an ideal fit, since you can also work with furries.

Supporting actress in an Emmy-winning comedy: It's the role you were born to play.

Horror novelist: It'll now be expected of you to say the most hideous things imaginable.

Harva

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