Welcome back to the ballroom! First, blessings and Kleenex and whatever salve may be needed for Carrie Ann Inaba, who had to call in sick Tuesday due to an undisclosed illness . Your impatience with Bruno Tonioli’s horseplay was missed, lady!

It feels like decades since the mirror ball has spun at the stages on Beverly and Fairfax in Hollywood. But ABC needed time to farm The Secret Lives of Morman Wives for not one but two amateur hoofers for season 34. That’s not all; a Morman wife is also set to headline the next season of The Bachelorette.

That’s a tale for another time. Who went home on premiere night?

Actor/musician Corey Feldman with Jenna Johnson. Non-spoiler alert: Feldman admitted that he’s never danced ballroom in his life. He’s got lots of Michael Jackson moves, th

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