Oops! Looks like you've been condemned. You really shouldn't have read those Harry Potter books. We warned you those were bad news.

Hell is full of terribly unspeakable punishments, but here are the most brutal:

1) You get a cell phone but can only receive calls about your car warranty that's about to expire: Just the worst. And you don't have a car. You're in hell!

2) Every month is Pride Month: Every day, just an endless pride parade, forever, and ever, and ever, and ever... (shudder)

3) You can only watch Season 8 of The Office : This truly is the wrath of God poured out on sinners. If you're not right with Jesus, trust in Him now.

4) Gilbert Gottfried follows you around reading passages from the book White Fragility : Well, at least it's not his stand-up.

5) There are

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