MUNICH, GERMANY

On a recent trip to Germany this winter, all the hearty schnitzels and sausages had Canadian tourist Pete Dueck, 47, in a constant need to break wind.

“And the first thing I noticed about this country is the fact they have special areas for that kind of thing,”

said Dueck. “Jeepers, I could really use an ‘ausfahrt’ right about now.”

After an evening at the beer hall, Dueck had such an urgent need to release gas that he rushed around the streets of Munich, desperately looking for an ‘ausfahrt.’

“I’m not sure what happens if you let one rip in the middle of the street,” said Dueck. “But I don’t want to take that risk. Boy, that dunkel really did a number on me.”

After holding it in for a good hour or so, Dueck wandered the streetes of Muchin lokoing for an ‘ausfahrt.’

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