Two days ago, Cole Smith (@thefakecolesmith), a self-described comedian/filmmaker and "self-made knucklehead", decided to shoot his shot with Keke Palmer on TikTok after learning she's single and not currently romantically linked to Hot Ones host Sean Evans . Some of the credentials he listed in lieu of Evans's are:

• He can't offer her wings, but he can offer her a fresh Nutrigrain bar (his current one is kinda broken and she deserves better).

• Sean Evans doesn't even buy all those wings. His team gets them for him!

• He's a college student who forgot to shave this morning and is 11 years younger than her, but he was in the background of a Law & Order brothel scene—so he can relate to her experience in the industry.

Keke's TikTok stitch response is under the cut...

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