WACO, TX — The household of a local family observed a solemn, hushed silence today as a trembling, reverent man carefully approached his pregnant wife and offered a humble sacrifice of chocolate.

The man paid close attention to adhere to all the prescribed, painstaking laws and regulations that apply to such a sacrifice to avoid evoking wrath from the powerful being as he slowly and cautiously entered her presence.

"O revered one, I humbly offer this meager gift to you, the Child Maker," the man whispered as he knelt down before her and raised the chocolate up while keeping his head bowed. "May you accept this simple offering from my hand and grant me favor this day."

The woman left the man sitting in awkward silence for what seemed like ages until she reached out and swiped the chocola

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