OTTAWA, ON

Even though her age and citizenship currently make her ineligible to run for office, it seems that the vast majority of Canadians prefer Greta Thunberg to any of the other candidates for Prime Minister.

“There ain’t a whole lot of inspiration in that bunch,” said voter Anne Friesen. “But, this Greta. Wow! She’s young and actually believes in things. The rest of our options all seem like they’re just going through the motions.”

A recent poll showed Greta Thunberg at 80% popularity, miles aheads of the uninspired robots that make up the rest of the options.

“She reminds me of the time when I was young and actually cared about stuff,” said Friesen. “I think it’s been a good sixty years since I’ve expressed a coherent opinion or concern about anything other than the frequency of

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