MENLO PARK, CA - In the midst of a scandal involving the unauthorized transfer of its users' data for political purposes, Facebook proudly unveiled a brand new, giant Lidless Eye of Sauron atop the company's Menlo Park headquarters.

The Eye of Sauron will be used to examine Facebook users' every action, online and off.

The fiery Great Eye reportedly cost over seven trillion dollars and came with all the latest surveillance technology, including the ability to detect evil thoughts and motives as well as any negative emotions about Facebook or Mark Zuckerberg.

"Reading everyone's profiles and harvesting all their private data is great, but the Lidless Eye will help us be much more efficient in our shady use of people's personal lives," Zuckerberg said at the press conference as he showed

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