OTTAWA, CANADA — In response to growing threats, Canada is pushing back against the Palestinian terror networks by employing a clever counter-terrorism strategy of giving terrorists whatever they want.

"You want us to recognize the state of Palestine? You got it!" Prime Minister Mark Carney said in a statement. "Our bold plan to capitulate to Hamas will certainly bring about lasting world peace at any moment."

Carney's statement continued, "We have long supported a two-state solution for lasting peace, even though the Palestinians clearly don't want that. It seems to me that if we just pretend there is no Israel and that Palestine is the greatest country in the world, the problem will just fix itself."

Canada's Minister of Foreign Affairs, Anita Anand, echoed Carney's sentiment. "We'll

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