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On the first day of autumn, Benito Skinner reminded his Instagram followers of the true meaning of fall — that is, to "fall in love again and again." Specifically, on a Sicilian beach with all your hot, sweaty friends.

Yes, I'm talking about Charli XCX's wedding celebration , in which the glitterati of the chronically online (see: YouTube sensations like Amelia Dimoldenberg , pop stars like Troye Sivan , and Instagram comedians like Jordan Firstman) gathered on the rocky shores of Sicily to smoke cigarettes and eat giant prawns.

Now, I'm happy for them. Really, I am. But I'm also vibrating with enough FOMO to launch a thousand yachts, or whatever the bratty bunch rode in on to celebrate the union of Charli XCX and George

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