BOSTON, MA — Currency experts in both the public and private sectors are now warning all investors to shy away from buying cryptocurrency, declaring it a complex scam hidden beneath a financially precarious investment.

"Beware! It's totally a scam! Don't invest in crypto," said tech blogger and crypto expert Braden Harwell.

UPDATE: Wait a minute. It turns out crypto is not a scam! "Yeah, it looks like it's ok now. Crypto is good," said Harwell. "Everyone should totally put their money in crypto, it's going to be the wave of the future!"

Analysts who had previously warned investors to stay clear of crypto are now championing its resurgence. "It's really the best place to keep your money moving forward," Harwell declared.

UPDATE: Never mind. Looks like it was totally a scam this whole

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