Iwas in church this morning. It was just me and Pastor Dave. It wasn’t bad, but the sermon felt a little personal, you know? Well, anyway, since you’re all out camping, I’ve decided to compile this list of top ten things for Mennonites to do at the lake this long weekend.

10. Read Daily Bonnet articles around the campfire. Sometime this evening after the sun goes down and kids are sound asleep in the two-room tent, grab a few beers and read your favourite Daily Bonnet articles to each other. Trust me, after a few beers they’re much funnier.

9. Have very quiet and discreet meddachschlop. We all know that tent walls are paper thin, and we all know how loud Henry gets during meddachschlop, so this weekend please keep it quiet during your afternoon “nap”.

8. Play the Mennonite game wit

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