God, if only it had been the golden escalator that failed back in 2015, we all might have been spared the ongoing calamity.

However, it was the escalator in the United Nations building that failed on Tuesday that got our president peevish. I remembered the line from the late Mitch Hedberg that he loved escalators because, when they broke down, they became ... stairs. Our president? Stairs? Please.

Then, his teleprompter went hinky, and that made him even more irritated. As far as his speech goes, well, he insulted the UN, most of our allies, all of Europe, and, of course, common sense. He went three times longer than his allotted time, but once you've decided the Constitution is a list of superannuated suggestions, what do you care about the UN and its time constraints?

Basically, the

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