Another 12-foot statue of Donald Trump has mysteriously been erected in Washington, D.C. But instead of holding on to an absurdly large bitcoin, Trump’s faux -bronze sculpture is holding hands with Jeffrey Epstein’s. Wow!

The pair’s yearslong friendship has come front and center again in the past few months, particularly after a birthday card Trump allegedly wrote to Epstein surfaced in July. The card was not the only purported evidence of their chummy relationship, which someone apparently decided to memorialize in bronze on the National Mall. In front of figures of the frolicking former besties sits a plaque titled “In Honor of Friendship Month” that declares, “We celebrate the long-lasting bond between President Donald J. Trump and his ‘closest friend,’ Jeffrey Epstein.” Well!

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