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It's been quite a rollercoaster the last few years. Everywhere you turn, you find more reasons to distrust the authorities that oversee our lives. At least we can trust the big pharmaceutical companies that work so hard to keep us alive and well, right? Right?!

Not so fast! The Babylon Bee is here to enlighten you about some lies from Big Pharma you might still believe:

"You should only take 2 Flintstones vitamins a day": They are trying to hide the truth that if you take more you will become immortal.

"Medicine is supposed to taste bad": There is ongoing collusion between big pharma and Big Capsule to make medicine taste bad on purpose so you have to take it in pill form. Diabolical.

"Heart attacks at the age of 25 are totally normal": It's ev

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