Ah, dogs and cats. One of these is an adorable creature that will love you and be loyal to you all the days of your life, and there's a non-zero chance that the other one is Satan. We wanted to help settle the age-old debate over which one is better, so we gathered up some direct comparisons to help you choose, should your kids want a dog. Or, for some reason, a cat.

Dogs: Will cuddle you in your sleep

Cats: Will cuddle you in your sleep. With a pillow. On your face. Until you die.

Dogs: Wait excitedly by the door when you are gone

Cats: Didn't realize you'd left

Dogs: Were domesticated

Cats: Were just made smaller so they can't kill you as easily as a tiger

Dogs: Love you

Cats: Are vaguely aware you exist

Dogs: Will bring you a tennis ball to play with

Cats: Will bring

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