HOUSTON, TX - After much demand, Pastor Joel Osteen has released a systematic theology, but it's just a pop-up book.

The book is called Your Best Theology Now! and promises that anyone can understand theology by flipping through its fun, colorful, pop-up pages.

Your Best Theology Now! includes fun chapters on material blessings, happiness, speaking victory over your life, buying a yacht, getting the biggest mansion you can afford, and piling up sweet stacks of cash.

"Now even you can understand theology," said Osteen in a promotional video for the new book. "Learn how God wants to favor your life as you enjoy colorful pop-up models of my three-story mansion, my collection of jet skis, and one of my many luxury cars."

The book is $29.99, though it's free if you really believe it is.

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