A WOMAN who sent a salacious drunken text implying sexual availability is horrified that it went to her boyfriend instead of an ex.

Hungover Lauren Hewitt checked her phone after an evening of drinking and self-pity and realised the emotional and frankly horny text she sent at 1.10am was to partner of 18 months Tom Logan, not a toxic old flame.

She said: “Oh God, did I just tell the man I’m meeting for tapas tonight that I ‘want to bounce on his dick’? Shameful.

“I remembered doing something deeply unwise with my phone in my hand and there’s no Deliveroo order left outside, so I assumed it was sexting. But Tom? When there are so many numbers in my phone called ‘NEVER TEXT THIS ARSEHOLE’?

“I praised his personality, his beautiful eyes, his oral technique, all these things I don’t mean a

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