WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a brave move hailed by political analysts as an inspiring display of courage, New Jersey Senator Cory Booker embarked on a straddling anti-drug crusade by hosting a 24-hour live public service announcement on the dangers of crystal meth.

Taking the Senate floor, Booker gave a raw, uncensored demonstration to the American people of the dangers of methamphetamine use, as he stood at a lectern and gave a wild-eyed speech full of flailing appendages, mouth frothing, and unintelligible shouting.

"It's truly brave of him to show everyone the consequences of pumping yourself full of meth," said Booker's fellow Democratic Senator John Fetterman. "I've experienced the dangers of meth use firsthand, and it's horrifying. With our country facing the harsh realities of drug addi

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