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NEW YORK, NY — In a move experts now hail as one of the more shrewd decisions made in the professional sports world in the last several years, star baseball player Juan Soto revealed that he joined the Mets so he could get the entire month of October off every year.

Soto, who signed a 15-year, $756 million contract with the Mets before the 2025 season, narrowly avoided having to spend the month of October working, but managed to help his team complete a shocking late-season collapse that kept the club out of the playoffs and gave them the next month off.

"This is what I had in mind all along," Soto said after the Mets were officially eliminated from postseason play. "It was pretty touch-and-go there for a while. It looked like we might end up having to keep

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