Oil Company to Reroute Pipeline Through World's Most Famous Cemeteries

DALLAS, TX

Despite significant opposition to the project, one of the world’s major oil companies has elected to route their new pipeline to make sure it damages as many sacred burial grounds as possible. The pipeline has been designed to snake across North America, before tunnelling under the Atlantic, deliberately polluting the drinking water and ripping through the sacred lands of millions of people along the way.

The first graveyard on the hit list is Cataraqui Cemetery in Kingston, Ontario, where the pipeline will plow through the burial place of Canada’s first Prime Minister Sir John A. MacDonald, before heading south to New York City to decimate Grant’s Tomb, and rip through the heart of Arlington National Cemetery in Washington. After dumping millions of gallons of oil in the Atla