It’s October 1, which means we are all legally allowed to haul out our Halloween gear and enjoy a full month’s worth of spooky shenanigans, if so moved — or, to be more accurate to my own life, we all have plenty of time to treat ourselves to something Halloween-y and still have enough time for it to get here to enjoy it in the two weeks before the holiday when it’s really acceptable to luxuriate in the silliness of spooky season. (My parents have a neighbor who put up like five giant inflatable jack o’lanterns three weeks ago. This person must really love Halloween. Or are just passionate about giant inflatables? I am not a giant inflatable person but this one really makes me laugh .) Personally, I feel like we all have to find fun where we can get it. If that’s buying this insane,
Fug Nation Loves Spooky Season!

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