U.S. — In a desperate bid to save their rides from destruction, Liberal owners of Tesla vehicles are painting rainbow colors on their car doors in hopes that violent mobs will pass them by.

"I love the gays," said one nervous liberal caught painting his car door. "Please don't torch my baby."

Liberals who bought Tesla vehicles to help the environment and look better than everyone else have suddenly found themselves on the wrong side of history now that Elon Musk, under the direction of President Trump, has begun rooting out waste and corruption in the U.S. government. Now bands of raving leftists are vandalizing Tesla factories, dealerships, and vehicles to get back at the controversial African-American immigrant.

"I'm a good man, but I own a Tesla," said one liberal Tesla owner who agr

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