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As the leader of the free world, President Donald J. Trump is a role model for all Americans. From his trademark hairstyle to his flawlessly orange complexion, everyone wants to look like him. But how can you do it?

The Babylon Bee is here to provide the following list of tips to get that Trump orange hue just right:

Just stick your head in the oven each day for a few minutes under the broiler: Be careful not to overcook.

Add just one radioactive carrot to your daily diet: With just a few carrots and some plutonium, you too can achieve glory.

Get bitten by a radioactive Trump: You may also exhibit other strange powers like growing enormous hands and attracting supermodels.

Become severely jaundiced from liver disease before getting sunburned: The yellow

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