×Art Kumbalek

I’m Art Kumbalek and man oh manischewitz what a world, ain’a? So listen,

I’ve been dogged, paddling through some dark, blue deep waters of late, I kid you not.

And I’m figuring it’s on account of this gut feeling that somehow I got switched at birth (hell, I could’ve been switched yesterday for all I know), and that rightfully really I’m some kind of scion who otherwise right now ought to be calling the tune at some big-shot company grown from the ground up by some pissant ancestor from off the boat to the New World way back when.

Yes sir, the kind of big-shot company where I’d only need to put in a couple, three focking minutes a day milking the family cash cow, instead of the more than several minutes per week I spend milking the day’s events so as to provide you’s with

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