Oba, nay! So some of the Englishers yet have been going to the Bard’s Hell Park over there for the Vanapag Folks Festival. I know that no good Mannanites were there, especially since they need to be at work on Monday morning! So, here I will tell you how you can tell if your co-worker was at the Folks Festival instead of church this weekend. Report them to the boss/elder immediately if you see any of these signs yet:

They smell worse than the back of Cousin Pieta’s manure spreader – After four days at Folks Festival, Englishers tend to smell reeeeelly bad, yet. Every good Mannanite takes a bath once a week on Saturday evening, but these weltlich people were probably at the Green Ash stage all weekend and had no time for proper grooming, not even a foot-washing ceremony! Some will not

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