This past Friday morning, I was going through my usual routine of huffing and puffing on the Stairmaster in despair when my group chat notifications started going so crazy that I wasn’t even able to keep listening to the new Rochelle Jordan album in peace. I turned my phone over, assuming that something mildly scandalous but predictable had taken place, like Taylor Swift announcing ten new versions of an album or Nick Cannon discovering yet another child. Imagine my shock when I found out that Finkleburg, Maryland, residents Wendy and Eddie Osefo were indicted on multiple felony charges of conspiracy to commit insurance fraud and could be facing up to 15 years in jail. Of all the potential breaking news scenarios, that was certainly not on my bingo card, but the mugshot did not lie.

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