GREENWOOD, MO — Martial arts enthusiasts celebrated a historic achievement this week, as a local baby attained a 3rd-degree black belt in rolling out of diaper changes.

Jack Thellman, a 12-month-old child, reached a new level of mastery in his chosen discipline on Monday morning, having successfully demonstrated his tremendous skills by grappling with his mother from the grounded position while she changed his poopy diaper.

"A truly impressive display of skill and dedication," said one martial arts expert. "The way he deftly maneuvered from his back onto his side in the middle of the diaper change, making things exponentially more difficult for his mother, and getting some poo smeared on his thigh… he more than earned recognition for his advancement."

Jack's parents, Kevin and Dani, con

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