OMAHA, NE — Sources close to Peter Wilfred report that the 30-year-old got down on his knees last Sunday to thank God that he wasn't like all the sorry churchgoers around him who can't sing a harmony.

Wilfred allegedly sent up his prayer of thanksgiving midway through the hymn of the day at Bethlehem Lutheran Church's late service shortly after he realized that literally everyone else around him was just singing the basic melody line along with the organ.

"I thank thee, my heavenly Father, that thou hast graciously allowed me to read music, not like these other sorry churchgoers whom thou hast surrounded me with," Wilfred reportedly prayed, his eyes gently shining as he gazed heavenward. "And I praise thee that thou hast granted me an excellent tenor voice with which I may praise thee by

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