KYLIE Jenner has released a single as a bid for attention that is only music-based by happenstance. She joins these artists in her indifference:

Fourth Strike by Terror Jr featuring Kylie Jenner, 2025

Kylie Jenner has never shown any talent in any field. She was unable to film a Pepsi advert without it being pulled from broadcast. Nonetheless she owns a billion-dollar make-up brand and decided to promote it by rapping six unconvincing lines. The response, gauging on past efforts, will be public mockery and an avalanche of cash.

Touch Me (I Want Your Body) by Samantha Fox, 1986

In the vanished days of the 1980s, a 16-year-old could become a nationally known figure for regularly appearing topless in a newspaper. Ah, Thatcherism. However it wasn’t much of an earner so Sam made the leap to

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